Funniest car names
Funniest car names list is available here. Top 10, top 20, even top 30 funniest names are shred here not only for you to laugh, but also for automobile maker to be aware while naming the cool cars or sports cars. As a car enthusiast, we do not want to ride on cool muscle cars that named “Ford Lanjiao”, where “Lanjiao” in Asia local language “Hokkien” is a vulgar term which means Penis. Therefore, naming a cool ride is not only to consider the meaning of the word in the local country but also the meaning of the word world wide as a good car will definitely sold to the whole world.
The funniest list of car names is here which contributed by all car enthusiasts around the world, let starts the laugh. Laughter is the best medicine for life.
La Puta in Spanish is means “the whore” for all the Spanish speakers. The name LaPuta was derivates from the book Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift, but aren’t they left out the meaning in Spanish?
This is not any pranks to pull on a car, it is real naked. The Naked was made by Daihatsu between 2000 and 2004. It was available with 659cc petrol engine but it is with a coat of paint, not fully naked!
Pajero in for Spanish speaker is means wanker, this makes the car name changed to “Mitsubishi Montero” for Spanish version.
In French, LaCrose is having two meanings. One is means masturbating teenagers while another mean is to trick someone. For those French speakers, do you think they want to drive a “Buick Masturbating-T”?
Luckily this car is only for sale in Japan market. In Spanish it means “booger”. Nevermind for Japanese but a big mind for Spanish.
“No va” in Spanish is means “It Doesn’t Go”. A car that should go but doesn’t go, will it affect the car sales satistic?
In North Spain and Portugal, the word “Ascona” means female genitalia.
In Asia, Europe, Mexico and some other country this car is named Honda Fit or Honda Jazz. But in Swedish and Norwegian, “Fitta” means “cunt”.
The Vito in Swedish also means “cunt”.
Well, it is not any car pranks, but it is “plague” in Serbian and Croatian.
Not funny in any local language meaning, what makes it funny is “How to spell it??”
This car makes a big laugh for French when it was first release in France. It pronounce as “Em-Air-Du” in French which sounds like the phrase “est merdeux” that means it’s shitty!
Carina in Croatian is pronounce as “Karina” and it means big, better is enormous… dick.
Ironically it is one of the super cars in top 10 world fastest car. The meaning of the name is not funny, what makes it funny is there are quite a lot of people from foreign countries does not know how to pronounce “Ko-e-nig-segg”.
It seems like KIA company name if from “Best A”? Unfortunately in Portuguese besta means “Beast” as well as in Brazil.
Hyundai Santa Fe
In Arabic, this is the car Arabian mean it as “Hyundai that Smells Bad”. In Korean, it pronounces as Santa Pae, which means “beat up” in slang.
When Skoda launched this car in Inda, the Lady keep on telling their Chauffeur, “Take out the Laura, I want a ride.” In one of the India local language Hindi, Laura means Penis. Shall we have a list of word or language around the world that refers to “Laura”, “Lanjiao”, or Penis?
It was suppose a cool name for a cool sports cars like this, sadly in Spanish, reventon refers to puncture in the wheel.
“Steal the Mazda” in Romanian.
Funniest car maker names
Just for fun, no other meaning
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
BMW (see also What does BMW stand for?)
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Bimbette Motor Weapon
Break My Window
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dead or Dying Gas Eater
Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!
First On Recall Day
First On Race Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R & D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA
Found On Russian Dump
Garage Man’s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Had One Never Did Again
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive…
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment
Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sorry Assed Auto Builders
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners
Well, I know “Cheetah” in Chevrolet Cheetah is a good name, but do not use the word “Chee-bye” or “Cibai” or any words sounds similar to it. If a car name as “Chevrolet Cheebye”, it will become very funny as it means Pussy in local Chinese language (Hokkien).
Having enough laughs for the day? If you come across any funny car name in your country or your local language, please write us at firstname.lastname@example.org. This shows how important to name a car after you have enough laughs for all the funniest car names.
article contributed by: Stella Kim
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