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Funniest car names list is available here. Top 10, top 20, even top 30 funniest names are shred here not only for you to laugh, but also for automobile maker to be aware while naming the cool cars or sports cars. As a car enthusiast, we do not want to ride on cool muscle cars that named “Ford Lanjiao”, where “Lanjiao” in Asia local language “Hokkien” is a vulgar term which means Penis. Therefore, naming a cool ride is not only to consider the meaning of the word in the local country but also the meaning of the word world wide as a good car will definitely sold to the whole world.

The funniest list of car names is here which contributed by all car enthusiasts around the world, let starts the laugh. Laughter is the best medicine for life.

Mazda LaPuta

La Puta in Spanish is means “the whore” for all the Spanish speakers. The name LaPuta was derivates from the book Gulliver’s Travels by Jonathan Swift, but aren’t they left out the meaning in Spanish?

Daihatsu Naked

This is not any pranks to pull on a car, it is real naked. The Naked was made by Daihatsu between 2000 and 2004. It was available with 659cc petrol engine but it is with a coat of paint, not fully naked!

Mitsubishi Pajero

Pajero in for Spanish speaker is means wanker, this makes the car name changed to “Mitsubishi Montero” for Spanish version.

Buick LaCrosse

In French, LaCrose is having two meanings. One is means masturbating teenagers while another mean is to trick someone. For those French speakers, do you think they want to drive a “Buick Masturbating-T”?

Nissan Moco

Luckily this car is only for sale in Japan market. In Spanish it means “booger”. Nevermind for Japanese but a big mind for Spanish.

Chevrolet Nova

“No va” in Spanish is means “It Doesn’t Go”. A car that should go but doesn’t go, will it affect the car sales satistic?

Opel Ascona

In North Spain and Portugal, the word “Ascona” means female genitalia.

Honda Fitta

In Asia, Europe, Mexico and some other country this car is named Honda Fit or Honda Jazz. But in Swedish and Norwegian, “Fitta” means “cunt”.

Mercedes-Benz Vito

The Vito in Swedish also means “cunt”.

Ford Kuga

Well, it is not any car pranks, but it is “plague” in Serbian and Croatian.

Volkswagen Touareg

Not funny in any local language meaning, what makes it funny is “How to spell it??

Toyota MR2

This car makes a big laugh for French when it was first release in France. It pronounce as “Em-Air-Du” in French which sounds like the phrase “est merdeux” that means it’s shitty!

Toyota Carina

Carina in Croatian is pronounce as “Karina” and it means big, better is enormous… dick.

Koenigsegg CCX

Ironically it is one of the super cars in top 10 world fastest car. The meaning of the name is not funny, what makes it funny is there are quite a lot of people from foreign countries does not know how to pronounce “Ko-e-nig-segg”.

Kia Besta

It seems like KIA company name if from “Best A”? Unfortunately in Portuguese besta means “Beast” as well as in Brazil.

Hyundai Santa Fe

In Arabic, this is the car Arabian mean it as “Hyundai that Smells Bad”. In Korean, it pronounces as Santa Pae, which means “beat up” in slang.

Skoda Laura

When Skoda launched this car in Inda, the Lady keep on telling their Chauffeur, “Take out the Laura, I want a ride.” In one of the India local language Hindi, Laura means Penis. Shall we have a list of word or language around the world that refers to “Laura”, “Lanjiao”, or Penis?

Lamborghini Reventon

It was suppose a cool name for a cool sports cars like this, sadly in Spanish, reventon refers to puncture in the wheel.

Mazda Furai

“Steal the Mazda” in Romanian.

Funniest car maker names

Just for fun, no other meaning

AUDI

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW (see also What does BMW stand for?)

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Bimbette Motor Weapon

Break My Window


BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer


CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology


DODGE

Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Dead or Dying Gas Eater

Dear Old Dad’s Geriatric Express


FIAT

Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It All the Time

Fix it again, Tony!


FORD

First On Recall Day

First On Race Day

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road, Dead

Fault Of R & D

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

Features O.J. and Ron’s DNA

Found On Russian Dump


GM

General Maintenance

Great Mistake


GMC

Garage Man’s Companion

Got A Mechanic Coming?


HONDA

Had One Never Did Again


HYUNDAI

Hope You Understand Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive…


MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along


OLDSMOBILE

Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment


PONTIAC

Poor old Neanderthal thinks its a Cadillac


SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Sorry Assed Auto Builders


TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto


VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

Vehicles Of Low Velocity Owners


VW

Virtually Worthless

Well, I know “Cheetah” in Chevrolet Cheetah is a good name, but do not use the word “Chee-bye” or “Cibai” or any words sounds similar to it. If a car name as “Chevrolet Cheebye”, it will become very funny as it means Pussy in local Chinese language (Hokkien).

Having enough laughs for the day? If you come across any funny car name in your country or your local language, please write us at malaysiaminilover@gmail.com. This shows how important to name a car after you have enough laughs for all the funniest car names.

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article contributed by: Stella Kim

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