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Laughter is the best medicine in the world and here we give you the best medicine, some greatest car jokes in Malaysiaminilover.com. All these jokes are related to cars, some are created by our editors, and some are submitted by our readers, while some just come out from no where! Enjoy these jokes and write us any car jokes at malaysiaminilover at gmail[dot]com if you have one and wish to publish here.

Policeman: ‘When I saw you in your Lamborghini coming round that bend I thought, “Forty-five at least”.’
Woman driver:‘Well, I always look older in this hat.’Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s plain daft.”
Wife: “I’m telling you the car has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Don’t be silly, You don’t even know what a carburettor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife:“In next door’s swimming pool.”One liner: “We bumped into some old friends yesterday, my wife was driving.”
One liner II: “Nothing confuses a man more than a woman driver who does everything right.”

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