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Car Jokes: Ferrari vs. Train

One of the richest men in Dubai bought a Ferrari Enzo for his son to use it to college. Instead of the always red Enzo, he painted it to pure gold and makes the car a 100% head-turner. One day, he received his son’s email from college:
Dear Daddy,
I love the golden Ferrari Enzo very much. My college here is very beautiful and people are very polite to me. However, it makes me feel ashamed to arrive at my own college with my pure-gold Ferrari Enzo, when all my fellow teacher …

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Three Police jokes for the day

# Joke One

A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the driver’s window and said, “Sir, may I see your driver’s license and registration?” The man said, “Well officer I don’t have a license, it was taken away for a DUI.” The officer, in surprise, said,” What, do you have a registration for the vehicle?” So the man replied, “No sir, the car is not mine I stole it, but I am pretty sure I say a registration card in the glove box when …

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Car Jokes: Kia Suzuki Merger

Well, it’s Sunday. Let’s have some car jokes about KIA and SUZUKI and don’t get so serious about loan, finance, or reviews on any cars.
A Singaporean billionaire did a research on KIA cars and Suzuki cars. The results is now out. Majority people love Peter Schreyer’s design. They want a car that has the outlook of KIA but they prefer to have the power of Suzuki. This has sparked his mind to merge these two car brand. He then set up a joint venture company in Singapore with the purpose …

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Car Jokes – The Racing Tractor

Mr. Jay feeling very happy and get a little drunk at his company dinner. He drove away his Mercedez-Benz SLS AMG Roadster after the dinner. On his way home, there is an old man with a break-down tractor wave hand in front of him. Mr. Jay then stopped the car and asked what is happened. The old man said his tractor is break-down and asked for his help. Mr. Jay is in good mood and therefore he agreed to give a hand to this old man.
Mr. Jay tied a string …

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Car Jokes – Cars and Women

Laughter is the best medicine in the world and here we give you the best medicine, some greatest car jokes in Malaysiaminilover.com. All these jokes are related to cars, some are created by our editors, and some are submitted by our readers, while some just come out from no where! Enjoy these jokes and write us any car jokes at malaysiaminilover at gmail[dot]com if you have one and wish to publish here.